Does a Bear S**t in the Woods?!

The scene: Saturday morning. I'm in bed reading (A Dry White Season, if you're curious). My beloved husband is sitting next to me tapping away on his laptop when he turns to me and asks "do you want to buy a cooktop today?"

Sorry?! Are you kidding?! You really think you have to ASK?!

Oh, and while we're at it, can we buy an oven, too?! PLEEESE!!! I am desperate to bake again...