Wow! Let's Not Do THAT Again!
My birthday was quite a bit less fun than I'd hoped.
I spent the day in bed. I wasn't in bed with my husband, or snuggling with my girls, or even curled up with a good book. Nope, my companion for the day was an intestinal yucky that turned my insides to liquid and reduced me to an alternately sweating and shivering, hallucinating mass.
I want a do-over.
posted by Mrs. Chili at 8:22 AM
1 Comments:
Dear Ms. S,
Due to a clerical error, your birthday fun and recognition have been inadvertently scheduled at a time when you should have received a debilitating intestinal discomfort. As a result, the intestinal discomfort was scheduled by default for your birthday instead. We regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
If you would like to reschedule either the debilitating discomfort or your birthday, please contact our office. Your request will be given the highest priority.
Sincerely,
The Universe
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